{"id":1376,"date":"2007-06-23T12:42:05","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T11:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splunge.co.uk\/richnilk\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2011-09-06T13:13:31","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T12:13:31","slug":"2362007-%e2%80%93-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splunge.co.uk\/richnilk\/2362007-%e2%80%93-saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"23\/6\/2007 \u2013 Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot sunny day, rudely interrupted by a thunderstorm late afternoon<\/p>\n<p>Start of my lazy weekend.\u00a0\u00a0 I would have liked it to have been really lazy, but with Paul\u00a0 being here during my normal work hours I thought a little bit of weekend work wouldn\u2019t kill me.\u00a0 I tested this theory out briefly with a bit of tiling in the bathroom and I definitely was still alive so I thought I might get away with other work.\u00a0 I finished the kitchen worktop tiling and all the other fiddly little bits that nobody ever notices but even so take 100 hours longer to do than the major construction bits.<\/p>\n<p>Went for a quick internet shop in the afternoon, as I had been neglecting my public for quite some time now.\u00a0 Managed to get in and out with quite a few personal emails being used within the 4 euro threshold so felt particularly smug at all the prep I\u2019d done on my laptop\u00a0 beforehand.\u00a0 It would have only been 3 euros, but I\u2019m having to read the Formula One reports on the internet a little more thoroughly than usual due to the amazing exploits of Lewis Hamilton in his first year and beating the lot of them.\u00a0 Typical!\u00a0 This is the first year I haven\u2019t watched any F1 races and look what happens \u2013 a Brit is the running!<\/p>\n<p>Went for a bike ride in the evening sun.\u00a0 Wanted to find a quicker route to the telephone kiosk at the village hall \u2013 or rather one that didn\u2019t involve so much up and down and up and down.\u00a0\u00a0 My conclusion is that I don\u2019t think there is one.\u00a0 As usual though, I did manage to stir a few dogs en-route \u2013 those that sit outside their master\u2019s house and just wait to bark at anything that passes.<\/p>\n<p>Paul &amp; I noticed this last week.\u00a0 Almost every remote farmhouse seems to have a bad-tempered dog waiting to bark at you as you pass.\u00a0 Paul\u2019s particularly susceptible to it apparently, and I think this stems from the fact that he\u2019s been bitten a few times (by small snappy-type dogs), and so he\u2019s wary of dogs in general.\u00a0 They don\u2019t bother me \u2013 as such \u2013 but Paul got barked at and chased by loads more dogs than I normally do.\u00a0 My way of dealing with it is to turn to them and shout and threaten to kick their snappy little jaws back into their gullet.\u00a0 All of the dogs I\u2019ve met so far seem to retreat when they have this type of threat hanging over them.\u00a0 (actually it\u2019s not really a threat \u2013 I <em>really<\/em> would kick them if they got anywhere near me unless they showed remorse or friendship of course).<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s amazing round here just how many people have dogs, and just how many dogs are loose and threatening.\u00a0 It\u2019s almost impossible to walk around the block without some dog barking and charging towards you at some point.\u00a0\u00a0 The only way to deal with them is to confront them I think \u2013 they are mostly very scared dogs by my reckoning.\u00a0 For example I have 3 neighbours and they have about 5 dogs between them.\u00a0 They all bark if you walk out on the driveway.\u00a0 They all bark at anything that passes \u2018their\u2019 house on foot, or on bike, r in car, or on rollerskate.\u00a0 They bark at children, for fuck\u2019s sake!\u00a0 Of course their owner\u2019s bark at them to back off most of the time, but this is strictly necessary because every passer-by (even the children) know that the dog\u2019s are pathetic hounds that are scared of just about everything.\u00a0 My neighbour\u2019s dog barks at me because I happen to go out to my van, but it won\u2019t try and make friends with me.\u00a0 And when I run at it barking and waving my fist it runs away whimpering like all the dogs seem to do round here when you try to approach them.\u00a0 I\u2019ve not met one yet that will let you approach it.<\/p>\n<p>Expect for this evening when I was on my bike \u00a0and\u00a0 I rode past a particular doggy spot where I usually get barked and charged at.\u00a0 Tonight, not much reaction though and I rode on for about a quarter of a mile to stop and admire the view and take in the peacefulness.<\/p>\n<p>It was then that I could heat a quick thud-thud-thud sound on the road behind me.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know what to make of it at first (it was almost graceful like reindeer, or an antelope), but no \u2013 I turned to look and it was a vicious looking rottweiller from the farm that I had passed some minutes back.\u00a0 It had been running fast and seemed to be <em>pursuing<\/em> me, as if I was quarry, and at first I was worried.<\/p>\n<p>But seeing as though I couldn\u2019t really escape, and knowing that most of these dogs are cowards, I took a gamble and shouted at it \u201cHello Boy\u201d, as if I was an old friend and was multi-lingual.\u00a0 I put my hand down to stroke it and \u2013 bizarrely \u2013 it let me stroke it.\u00a0 This is the first dog that\u2019s let me get near enough to stroke in France and the first one that seems to have understood English.<\/p>\n<p>The right time to find it, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.splunge.co.uk\/richnilk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/CIMG3527-Large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1393\" title=\"CIMG3527 (Large)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splunge.co.uk\/richnilk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/CIMG3527-Large-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" 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